Chickmo Chronicles 4/30/2014

Chickmo Chornicles for April 30, 2014

This is the incident report for Chickmo inmate retention Center

I broke up an attempted escape this morning. I was watching the inmates from the next room when I witnessed Reggie trying to bite and tug at something. I decided I better take a closer look and proceeded to the juvie cells. The two cells had managed to work together and pull the roof off of the cell with the multiple inmates, when I entered the room the roof was half way off! The inmates were jumping and trying to get out! No doubt once free they would have freed Reggie as well!

I remedied the situation and had a more secure roof put on and the cell was moved further away from the solitary cell. I think that they stay up after lights out and plan their escape.

This is the most wily group of inmates I have ever encountered in all my years as a warded. Guards Molly Woggle and Felipe Navidad were out monitoring the exercise yard as we know that there are visitors that come from time to time. The missionary still comes but she hasn't been allowed to talk with the inmates as of yet. I feel it would be best for them to settle into their permanent home first.

There is a troubling report from the guards. There have been some ... suspicious ex cons hanging around outside the fence. One is named Agent Orange and he is a member of the Ex Con Cats of America. The other is named O. Possum and he is the most dangerous. The guards are doing an excellent job!

I believe that the inmates are ready to move to their new bigger cells this weekend.  They will be split up at that point so perhaps the scheming will be more challenging.

This ends the report for April 30, 2014

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