Chickmo Chronicles 4/29/14

The Chickmo Chronicles for 4/29/14

This is the incident report for the days of April 26-April 29

Saturday is the set cleaning day for the cells, and as usual it started with the more populated cells. There was very little trouble with this part of the cleaning schedule, just the usual whining and complaining about having to leave their cell long enough for inspection. As they were moved to their temporary cells, one of them inflicted a wound on me. They immediately all looked at me like they were sugar coated! No one would own up of course so they are all on lock down.

Then the large solitary cell was cleaned.  As the head boss was doing the inspection, Reggie... the ring leader escaped. She was chased down and recaptured on the grounds... the screaming and carrying on was uncalled for!  As soon as we finished the cleaning and walked out we could see on the CCTV that Reggie was up on the waterer and plotting with the juvies about how they were going to do it for real next week. Well, we shall see.

As much as they complain they are all eating and drinking well, and are starting to look a little better. Some of them are starting earn new clothes.

Things were quiet again until this morning. After hearing a lot of scratching and clawing, I went to check on the cell block. What I saw was Reggie throwing her bedding out of the cell and kicking it out through the bars! The mess is still out there waiting to be cleaned up. I am contemplating the wisest course to take on this matter. As she was keeping me occupied, the juvies were talking as loud as possible, so hearing anything was hard. While this was going on one of the juvies nearly managed to pick the lock and get out! I was able to confiscate the small shank she had managed to make out of a ink pen and a rubber band!

I submit to you that this inmates may be cute, and they may be little but they are NOT trustworthy!

This concludes this report of the Chickmo Chronicles.

Warden
Gina

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