Chickmo Chronicles May 5, 2104

This report is for the weekend of May 3 through May 4th.

We have been steadily working to have outside cells for the new inmates. Reggie has shown herself to be abusive and it was decided she should continue in solitary. The remaining inmates will continue on in one cell until which time they need more room.

The day started out with an escape attempt. Katie "knuckles" Kenmore had found a way to work through the wire and was well on her way to freedom when we caught her and returned her to the cell.  This proved to us that they were ready to be moved.

We had a couple of wardens visiting for a while... Warden Samantha Adkins and JT Adkins. Our thanks to them for helping us with the inmate transfer. Guard Wyatt Adkins was there to observe.

As Reggie was moved to her new cell she ran out of the old cell and ran around the room and caused us to chase her, the alarms were sounded and guard Molly Woggle and Felipe Navidad were eager to assist. She was finally caught. She began to bite the guard, at this point she was held tighter and taken to her new home.

The other inmates did not seem to like their new cell. Once they were in there they all hid behind the beds, and remained there in protest. The huddled together so they could talk and we wouldn't hear. We will have to watch them closely.

Reggie has a nasty temper and will run when you put her food in her cell. In protest of her new home she lays on the ground rather than in a bed or on a roost. She just lays there and looks into the other cells. She is not liking being separated, but for everyone's safety it is necessary.

The inmates still will not tell us who is who but I over heard them calling the one escaping  "knuckles" so that is one down.

The following morning very early bed check. The inmates were up and dancing around the pin! They were taking turns opening their wings under the heat lamp. I think they believe it will give them a tan...

Other those small snares every thing was normal. In fact as soon as they were in the new cells they began yell for food.

This is this report of the Chickmo Chronicles.

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