Episode for January 20, 2015
We now tune into the lives of the inhabitants of Los Eggulos ....
Reggie still has his security job ... he is in charge of keeping the girls safe and he takes him job very serious. The hens view him as and call him "dad"
Guido was talking up Copper... "girl, come on back to my nest box, we can make some eggs" Copper is too smart for that, her dad has told her, to watch out for the slick talking roosters... They are all feathers and no frying! Besides Copper has plans of her own! She intends to go to work at the "Car bomb" factory they feed you for free and you just hang out over the windshields of cars. She has heard it pays good and it is a good safe job.
Guido was not going to put up with the shame of being turned down! He saw the too gray sisters... Pearl and Silver. "Hellllo Ladies, how YOU doin'?" Pearl says "Guido, you know you aren't supposed to be talking to us... remember when dad warned you? Said you should end up in a KFC box if you didn't watch it! Then Guido says "well you "dad" is too strict! He wants you to be under his wing until you are too old to make chicks!" Silver jumps in and says..." Guido, I want a REAL rooster! "My true love Pollo lives close by, I hear him crowing and he is louder than you. As soon as I figure out how to jump the fence we are going to elope!" Copper knows how to get out of the fence and she said one night she will show me."
Guido is starting to run out of options... he knows he only has one more chance.
He sees Shelly and waddles over to her, shaking his tail feathers and strutting. He is even flashing his new spurs... He says... "Hey, Shelly.... wanna get some lunch? I hear the hot new chicken eating place is open... we can get some scratch and meal worms." Shelly replies... "Guido I KNOW you are strung out on worms! You are totally addicted!" Guido says... "Well its ok for a rooster to like something once in a while... even your dad likes them! Shelly, shoots back "Maybe he does but he doesn't go crowing all day long if he doesn't get a few!"
Well Guido knows that Penny won't give him the time of the day... he already tried... You see Penny is a business hen, she already told him that she doesn't have time for him, She has opened her THIRD chicken spa. She is her dad's "pilgrim's pride and joy".
Guido goes to visit Reggie... he knows that Reggie runs this town. "Mr. Reggie, may I cluck with you a moment?" Reggie stands and nods. Guido continues " I think I have a problem... I am addicted to meal worms and grey GOOSE!" can you help me?" Reggie says he will get on the gobble line and see what he can do.....
Tune in next time for the further frolics of our fowl friends ......
Reggie still has his security job ... he is in charge of keeping the girls safe and he takes him job very serious. The hens view him as and call him "dad"
Guido was talking up Copper... "girl, come on back to my nest box, we can make some eggs" Copper is too smart for that, her dad has told her, to watch out for the slick talking roosters... They are all feathers and no frying! Besides Copper has plans of her own! She intends to go to work at the "Car bomb" factory they feed you for free and you just hang out over the windshields of cars. She has heard it pays good and it is a good safe job.
Guido was not going to put up with the shame of being turned down! He saw the too gray sisters... Pearl and Silver. "Hellllo Ladies, how YOU doin'?" Pearl says "Guido, you know you aren't supposed to be talking to us... remember when dad warned you? Said you should end up in a KFC box if you didn't watch it! Then Guido says "well you "dad" is too strict! He wants you to be under his wing until you are too old to make chicks!" Silver jumps in and says..." Guido, I want a REAL rooster! "My true love Pollo lives close by, I hear him crowing and he is louder than you. As soon as I figure out how to jump the fence we are going to elope!" Copper knows how to get out of the fence and she said one night she will show me."
Guido is starting to run out of options... he knows he only has one more chance.
He sees Shelly and waddles over to her, shaking his tail feathers and strutting. He is even flashing his new spurs... He says... "Hey, Shelly.... wanna get some lunch? I hear the hot new chicken eating place is open... we can get some scratch and meal worms." Shelly replies... "Guido I KNOW you are strung out on worms! You are totally addicted!" Guido says... "Well its ok for a rooster to like something once in a while... even your dad likes them! Shelly, shoots back "Maybe he does but he doesn't go crowing all day long if he doesn't get a few!"
Well Guido knows that Penny won't give him the time of the day... he already tried... You see Penny is a business hen, she already told him that she doesn't have time for him, She has opened her THIRD chicken spa. She is her dad's "pilgrim's pride and joy".
Guido goes to visit Reggie... he knows that Reggie runs this town. "Mr. Reggie, may I cluck with you a moment?" Reggie stands and nods. Guido continues " I think I have a problem... I am addicted to meal worms and grey GOOSE!" can you help me?" Reggie says he will get on the gobble line and see what he can do.....
Tune in next time for the further frolics of our fowl friends ......
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